I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think my vagina is haunted
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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