either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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