doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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