After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Randomize
