have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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