Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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