hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
