you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
it's like heaven, but drunker
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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