And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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