Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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