Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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