Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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