HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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