im drinking this country out of the recession.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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