The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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