There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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