I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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