S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
