is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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