I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
