I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
