Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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