I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
