no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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