So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Do plants get herpes?
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