yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Randomize
