This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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