You work out of a Hotel?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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