just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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