Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
