People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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