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I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.

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(904): View more from Florida

sorry about calling you the devil all night.

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(812): View more from Indiana

if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night

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(478): View more from Georgia

I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great

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(703): View more from Virginia

Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.

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