She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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