I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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