hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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