There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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