he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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