Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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