Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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