Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
