I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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