I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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