I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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