yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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