I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Terrible idea I love it
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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