now i know why i became what i already was.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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