I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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