omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I bet he comes in French.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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