Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I have post one night stand depression
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