I think I just saw someone hide a body.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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