You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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