It's a beautiful day for a hangover
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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